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Lala - Massage - East London

Postby WolfBoy55 » Tue May 28, 2019 11:36 am

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Name: Lala
Other working name/s: Pauline
Location: East London - Gonubie
Ethnicity: Black/Coloured Mix
Age: 20's
Advertises where?: Daily Dispatch
Contact Number/s:0738595357 / 073 859 5357
Email address: na
Her Donation: R350
When last visited: Yesterday

Was she friendly on meeting you? Yes, very friendly. She has a lovely accent and great telephone manner. That always wins me over.

Did she look similar to the photos on her advert/s? She advertises strictly in the DD, so no pictures. I took a gamble, and was pleasantly surprised.

Describe her looks and features. Lala is short (1.6 maybe), has dark skin, a handful of perky breasts and a fair body overall. She is not a beauty queen, but also not ugly. I'd say pretty average face-wise.

Does she work privately, for a small venue or a club? She works from her own home in Gonubie, and I just so happened to visit her on the day that her friend Pauline started as well. It's a small house behind Gonubie High School, in that area.

Is her venue clean and tidy & does it have private parking? The venue was untidy, but not dirty. The actual massage room was private and clean, with a professional massage bed and access to shower and toilet. Parking is inside the garage, if required.

What are your expectations for a good punt? (Girlfriend Experience/Porn Star Experience/Just a massage with Happy Ending/etc)? I am flexible, but always sensual. Lala's voice sold me on the phone. She has a sexy accent. I went expecting just a massage with a happy ending, which is what she advertised.

How was foreplay? (BlowJob, 69, fingering, rimming etc) / Does she kiss? The session started with me undressing while Lala chatted. She told me about Pauline (who I met as I came in, also short and black and in her 20's or early 30's, with a sexy body) and that it was her first day so she was still showing her the ropes. She asked if I had considered a 4-handed massage. I had never had one, so gladly agreed to be the guinea pig so Lala could 'teach' Pauline. She left the room to fetch Pauline and I lay on the bed, face down and waited for their return. They came back together and Lala immediately got topless. She has nice handfuls of breasts, with perky nipples. I asked if there were any specific rules, and she said 'No, not really'. As she got down to the massage, I listened as she guided Pauline who was working on my legs. The massage was actually pretty decent. She used an unscented oil. Pauline then had her turn to do my back, while Lala played with my legs. The whole time I had my hands hanging off the sides of the bed with one on each girls leg, rubbing the back of their knees and up their thighs, coming quite close to their pussies. There were no complaints. After a while Lala asked if I wanted to turn over, which I did. She wasted no time in coming closer so I could suck on her nipple and to my surprise Pauline dove straight for my Johnson with a bare blow. And a pretty good one, at that. I had to stop her once or twice, at which point they swopped positions with Lala endulging my cock with her mouth while Pauline brought me her perfect tits to play with. The combination of 4 hands and 2 mouths and 4 breasts was just amazing, and it wasn't long before I found myself exploding in Lala's hands while my mouth sucked Pauline's nipple. It was pretty fucking amazing.

How was sex? / Is she spontaneous or mechanical? N/A. I did ask why Lala doesn't advertise on ST or RV etc, but she said she doesn't want to come across as running a 'whore house' (her words) and prefers the Daily Dispatch. She did ask that I promote her a bit, which I am now doing, lol. The first rule of Lala Club - say you found her in the DD and that you were referred by the Wolf. She is avoiding the internet, as far as possible. As for sex... I do think this might be on offer. I never got that far, and to be honest, I didn't need it. The massage and H/E was amazing enough.

What could she do to improve her services? She could offer the 4-handed massage as an option permanently. So either Lala OR Pauline OR both. Trust me, it's worth it even at R500.

Will you consider returning again? Absolutely. I have been looking for a regular massage lady... now I have one. ;) Or two.
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby Bones » Tue May 28, 2019 3:14 pm

Good one Wolf. I also called her once when I saw her ad in the DD. Agree she has a very sexy voice and accent on the phone, but have been fooled too many times. Glad to know these girls are the real thing. Need to make a plan to visit. Lala also quoted me R350, how much did you pay for 4 hands?
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby Greeklover » Tue May 28, 2019 7:50 pm

Wolf thanks for the great review will definitely go get a message, I haven't viewed any ads in the daily despatch for so long just maybe should start again.
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby WolfBoy55 » Wed May 29, 2019 8:25 am

Bones wrote:Good one Wolf. I also called her once when I saw her ad in the DD. Agree she has a very sexy voice and accent on the phone, but have been fooled too many times. Glad to know these girls are the real thing. Need to make a plan to visit. Lala also quoted me R350, how much did you pay for 4 hands?


Bones, because she wanted to teach Pauline, she did not charge me any extra, so I still paid only R350 which was a total bargain. I do believe it's worth paying up to R600 for the two handed one... so if she has decided to offer this permanently and does charge a little more than R350, just accept it and prepare to be 'blown' away. ;)
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby WolfBoy55 » Wed May 29, 2019 8:26 am

Greeklover wrote:Wolf thanks for the great review will definitely go get a message, I haven't viewed any ads in the daily despatch for so long just maybe should start again.


Sir, I think I got lucky. Most times those advertising there are doing so because they are too dog ugly for ST or RV lol. But in this case it's all about 'privacy'. Which I value.
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby Bushbuck » Thu May 30, 2019 8:02 am

I have had a couple of massages at the Chinese massage place in Gonubie Main Road in the past by an African lady also named Lala. She has one or two tattoos....I wonder if this is the same girl doing her own thing now?? I suppose there is only one way to find out....
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby Bushbuck » Thu May 30, 2019 11:26 am

Ok, so I check this phone number and see that it has a Whatsapp account. I send a message asking if this is the same Lala who used to be at the Chinese massage place in Main Road. She says 'yes it is'. I haven't punted or had a massage for a while so I ask if I can come over at 10:30. She responds 'yes'.
I'm at home about a kilometre from the venue so I have a quick shit, shave and shampoo then make some excuse to go out.
I'm 300 metres from the place when Lala calls me to ask if I'm on my way and to tell me that her new colleague will 'look after me'. I say yes I'll be there in 2 minutes. I'm about to park on the grass outside the house when my phone rings again. I'm cursing because I don't need a disruption right now, but I see it's Lala again, so I answer. 'Sorry' she says, 'but can you come back at 12 because I have someone else who just arrived?'
So I tell her that I am already right outside the place. Again she is sorry and asks me to come back at 12. I tell her to cancel.
WTF...this crap service and being fucked around by these working girl's really frustrates me.
If Lala can't keep control of her own bookings then she should have stayed at the Chinese massage place where her bookings were controlled for her.
So sorry Wolf, I never got to tell her about your referral....and I never will.
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby WolfBoy55 » Thu May 30, 2019 12:47 pm

Ouch, sorry to hear Bushbuck. It can be frustrating. And I agree, planning bookings is 100% the first priority. I hate double-bookings. Had a similar situation in Gonubie once... at a townhouse complex behind a remote gate. Only difference was I was stuck inside and couldn't get the fuck out of there until someone came in.

However, I really do believe that she might deserve a 2nd chance? Especially for the benefit of the 4-handed if you take that option. It's worth it! But, up to you buddy.
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby Bushbuck » Thu May 30, 2019 1:41 pm

No Wolf. I'm one of those guys....give me crap service or a shitty product and I NEVER go back. To top it all she messages me afterwards to say that it wasn't her fault. So who's was it? Mine? The punting queen of New Orleans??
I'll use my cash another time, another place......
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby WolfBoy55 » Fri May 31, 2019 11:08 am

Bushbuck wrote:No Wolf. I'm one of those guys....give me crap service or a shitty product and I NEVER go back. To top it all she messages me afterwards to say that it wasn't her fault. So who's was it? Mine? The punting queen of New Orleans??
I'll use my cash another time, another place......


Absolutely! Make sure you drop a review lol. I'm tired of being the only one taking bullets for the team lately. ;)
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby Bushbuck » Thu Jun 06, 2019 12:30 am

OK. ..I said I wouldn't go back. So I'm a liar and a cheat, but picking are few in our part of the world.
I communicated with Lala yesterday and made a booking for a 4 hand massage for today.
Lala says her donation will be R550.
So I arrive at the residential home in Gonubie from where she operates and I'm met at the gate by Lala wearing a body hugging outfit that shows off the curves of her young body. She ushers me inside where I am introduced to Pauline who is wearing short denim jeans and a white blouse. Lala tells me that Pauline will get me comfortable and start the massage and that she (Lala) will join us after a few minutes.
Pauline tells me to get undressed and then disappears out of the room. I undress and then assume the position (face down on the massage table - I know the drill) and she returns a short while later. I hate being face down because I can't feast my eyes on the booty, but I can hear the rustling of clothing being removed and as I turn my head to catch a peek, Pauline is now topless with only her tight fitting lacy panties on. She has a lovely young, silky, dark slim body with beautiful breasts.
She puts some massage oil on her hands and begins massaging my shoulders and neck using a pressure that is more sensual than deep tissue - just the way I like it.
She then moves down towards my buttocks and legs, her fingers gently touching my balls every now and again as she massages my upper thighs. At this stage my arms are at my sides and I can feel her legs touch my arms every now and again. I begin gently running my hand up the back of her leg from behind the knee until I can feel the frills of her panty. She doesn't stop me or say anything. Before I know it my hand is all over her soft smooth butt cheeks.
She begins focusing more on working her magic between my legs now purposefully stroking my ball bag and now erect penis from behind. I move my hand higher and begin stroking and rubbing her clit through her panty. She puts more oil on her hands and continues working away on my cock as I lift my body off the bed to give her more access. I tell her how nice that feels and she responds...'the massage or my pussy?'
I'm still wondering what happened to Lala when Pauline tells me to turn over - now I'm on my back and she is giving John Thomas 100% of her attention as I lick and suck on her gorgeous breasts that are hovering over my face. Her face is inches from mine and I pull her closer and begin French kissing her while still rubbing her clit through her panties. She passionately kisses me back and then moves her tongue down my chest towards my naval and then takes my cock in her mouth. The uncovered blow job was wet and warm and slow and sensual and every now and again I can feel the throbbing head of my penis moving down her throat.
At this stage I still haven't seen Lala and I don't actually care!!
I can feel that I am about to shoot my load and I tell Pauline this but she just keeps on sucking away. I explode in her mouth and down her throat but she just carries on sucking away until I eventually have to beg her to stop.
She asks me if I want to take a shower and I agree. We chat a bit afterwards and she apologises for not being very talkative. I tell her I'm OK with that. I get dressed, make my dovation of R350 (I never received the 4 hand massage as booked) and then give another R200 to Pauline as a tip.
On the way out I meet Lala and ask her why she didn't join us as I really wanted to experience the 4 hand massage. She says she did think about joining but saw that Pauline had things in hand.
Money well spent but next time I will tempt Pauline to do a full house - I just have to fuck that sweet young pussy. I have had a full house experience (uncovered blow, muffing and sex) with Lala when she was working at the Chinese massage place in Main Road.
...And the 4 hand thing is still on my 'to do' list.
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby WolfBoy55 » Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:26 am

YES, Bushbuck! That's what I'm talking about... and I agree, Pauline has wonderful blow job skills... I seriously need to try the CIM thing... it sounds amazing. So I guess I'll be headed back that way soon...

Great review, bud.
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby WolfBoy55 » Mon Jun 10, 2019 2:38 pm

So I am definitely making a turn at Lala's this week... there is nothing quite like that 4-handed sensation... ! I will post another review afterwards. ;)
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby Bushbuck » Tue Jun 18, 2019 9:24 am

Geez this Lala woman has developed an attitude since she became the "madam" of her own "massage parlour" a few weeks ago. Messaged her this morning to make a booking with Pauline but she took forever to respond. Eventually asked if she had Pauline's number for me. She then immediately responded "What time?" and a minute later, before I could even read her response, another "what time?" with a angry red face imogi......and then a long rant about how Pauline works for her, blah, blah...and I shouldn't be asking for her number blah, blah....
And after all that she sends me another message asking "What time?"
The 12th of Never, that's when.
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby WolfBoy55 » Tue Jun 18, 2019 1:02 pm

You know, I had a similar problem last week! Also texted her to make a booking. Asked if Pauline was available and if I could have her number to communicate directly, and got the same angry faces lol! After a lot of back and forth (which I probably should just have avoided) it eventually came to light that Pauline's bookings go through Lala only, as she works for her. She did not want to give out Pauline's number because then she 'bypasses' the business. I told her she needed to make that clear to her clients, because the question was innocent, but the backlash was fierce... not really conducive to a good client/service provider relationship.

Anyway... long story short, I ended up booking Lala for an early morning session, and she met me straight from bed, still warm in her PJ's with no underwear on. It was a 'heated' session, and definitely worth the drama from the day before. As for booking Pauline... definitely on my to do list... but now that I have to go via Lala, I'm hoping there are no more angry faces when the request is made... sigh.

If the actual deed wasn't so great, I would probably not bother either... but wow. Worth the money and the frustration. My view, at least.
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby Bushbuck » Tue Jun 18, 2019 1:19 pm

Ironically when Lala was working at the Chinese Massage Parlour (an employee there) she was more than happy to give me HER cell number. Go figure!!
Anyway, it wasn't my goal to get Pauline's number, but rather to just make a booking. If I wanted Pauline's number that desperately all I have to do is ask her for it - money talks.
Anyway, enough drama for one day.
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