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Lala - Massage - East London

Postby WolfBoy55 » Tue May 28, 2019 11:36 am

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Name: Lala
Other working name/s: Pauline
Location: East London - Gonubie
Ethnicity: Black/Coloured Mix
Age: 20's
Advertises where?: Daily Dispatch
Contact Number/s:0738595357 / 073 859 5357
Email address: na
Her Donation: R350
When last visited: Yesterday

Was she friendly on meeting you? Yes, very friendly. She has a lovely accent and great telephone manner. That always wins me over.

Did she look similar to the photos on her advert/s? She advertises strictly in the DD, so no pictures. I took a gamble, and was pleasantly surprised.

Describe her looks and features. Lala is short (1.6 maybe), has dark skin, a handful of perky breasts and a fair body overall. She is not a beauty queen, but also not ugly. I'd say pretty average face-wise.

Does she work privately, for a small venue or a club? She works from her own home in Gonubie, and I just so happened to visit her on the day that her friend Pauline started as well. It's a small house behind Gonubie High School, in that area.

Is her venue clean and tidy & does it have private parking? The venue was untidy, but not dirty. The actual massage room was private and clean, with a professional massage bed and access to shower and toilet. Parking is inside the garage, if required.

What are your expectations for a good punt? (Girlfriend Experience/Porn Star Experience/Just a massage with Happy Ending/etc)? I am flexible, but always sensual. Lala's voice sold me on the phone. She has a sexy accent. I went expecting just a massage with a happy ending, which is what she advertised.

How was foreplay? (BlowJob, 69, fingering, rimming etc) / Does she kiss? The session started with me undressing while Lala chatted. She told me about Pauline (who I met as I came in, also short and black and in her 20's or early 30's, with a sexy body) and that it was her first day so she was still showing her the ropes. She asked if I had considered a 4-handed massage. I had never had one, so gladly agreed to be the guinea pig so Lala could 'teach' Pauline. She left the room to fetch Pauline and I lay on the bed, face down and waited for their return. They came back together and Lala immediately got topless. She has nice handfuls of breasts, with perky nipples. I asked if there were any specific rules, and she said 'No, not really'. As she got down to the massage, I listened as she guided Pauline who was working on my legs. The massage was actually pretty decent. She used an unscented oil. Pauline then had her turn to do my back, while Lala played with my legs. The whole time I had my hands hanging off the sides of the bed with one on each girls leg, rubbing the back of their knees and up their thighs, coming quite close to their pussies. There were no complaints. After a while Lala asked if I wanted to turn over, which I did. She wasted no time in coming closer so I could suck on her nipple and to my surprise Pauline dove straight for my Johnson with a bare blow. And a pretty good one, at that. I had to stop her once or twice, at which point they swopped positions with Lala endulging my cock with her mouth while Pauline brought me her perfect tits to play with. The combination of 4 hands and 2 mouths and 4 breasts was just amazing, and it wasn't long before I found myself exploding in Lala's hands while my mouth sucked Pauline's nipple. It was pretty fucking amazing.

How was sex? / Is she spontaneous or mechanical? N/A. I did ask why Lala doesn't advertise on ST or RV etc, but she said she doesn't want to come across as running a 'whore house' (her words) and prefers the Daily Dispatch. She did ask that I promote her a bit, which I am now doing, lol. The first rule of Lala Club - say you found her in the DD and that you were referred by the Wolf. She is avoiding the internet, as far as possible. As for sex... I do think this might be on offer. I never got that far, and to be honest, I didn't need it. The massage and H/E was amazing enough.

What could she do to improve her services? She could offer the 4-handed massage as an option permanently. So either Lala OR Pauline OR both. Trust me, it's worth it even at R500.

Will you consider returning again? Absolutely. I have been looking for a regular massage lady... now I have one. ;) Or two.
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby Bones » Tue May 28, 2019 3:14 pm

Good one Wolf. I also called her once when I saw her ad in the DD. Agree she has a very sexy voice and accent on the phone, but have been fooled too many times. Glad to know these girls are the real thing. Need to make a plan to visit. Lala also quoted me R350, how much did you pay for 4 hands?
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby Greeklover » Tue May 28, 2019 7:50 pm

Wolf thanks for the great review will definitely go get a message, I haven't viewed any ads in the daily despatch for so long just maybe should start again.
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby WolfBoy55 » Wed May 29, 2019 8:25 am

Bones wrote:Good one Wolf. I also called her once when I saw her ad in the DD. Agree she has a very sexy voice and accent on the phone, but have been fooled too many times. Glad to know these girls are the real thing. Need to make a plan to visit. Lala also quoted me R350, how much did you pay for 4 hands?


Bones, because she wanted to teach Pauline, she did not charge me any extra, so I still paid only R350 which was a total bargain. I do believe it's worth paying up to R600 for the two handed one... so if she has decided to offer this permanently and does charge a little more than R350, just accept it and prepare to be 'blown' away. ;)
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby WolfBoy55 » Wed May 29, 2019 8:26 am

Greeklover wrote:Wolf thanks for the great review will definitely go get a message, I haven't viewed any ads in the daily despatch for so long just maybe should start again.


Sir, I think I got lucky. Most times those advertising there are doing so because they are too dog ugly for ST or RV lol. But in this case it's all about 'privacy'. Which I value.
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby Bushbuck » Thu May 30, 2019 8:02 am

I have had a couple of massages at the Chinese massage place in Gonubie Main Road in the past by an African lady also named Lala. She has one or two tattoos....I wonder if this is the same girl doing her own thing now?? I suppose there is only one way to find out....
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby Bushbuck » Thu May 30, 2019 11:26 am

Ok, so I check this phone number and see that it has a Whatsapp account. I send a message asking if this is the same Lala who used to be at the Chinese massage place in Main Road. She says 'yes it is'. I haven't punted or had a massage for a while so I ask if I can come over at 10:30. She responds 'yes'.
I'm at home about a kilometre from the venue so I have a quick shit, shave and shampoo then make some excuse to go out.
I'm 300 metres from the place when Lala calls me to ask if I'm on my way and to tell me that her new colleague will 'look after me'. I say yes I'll be there in 2 minutes. I'm about to park on the grass outside the house when my phone rings again. I'm cursing because I don't need a disruption right now, but I see it's Lala again, so I answer. 'Sorry' she says, 'but can you come back at 12 because I have someone else who just arrived?'
So I tell her that I am already right outside the place. Again she is sorry and asks me to come back at 12. I tell her to cancel.
WTF...this crap service and being fucked around by these working girl's really frustrates me.
If Lala can't keep control of her own bookings then she should have stayed at the Chinese massage place where her bookings were controlled for her.
So sorry Wolf, I never got to tell her about your referral....and I never will.
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby WolfBoy55 » Thu May 30, 2019 12:47 pm

Ouch, sorry to hear Bushbuck. It can be frustrating. And I agree, planning bookings is 100% the first priority. I hate double-bookings. Had a similar situation in Gonubie once... at a townhouse complex behind a remote gate. Only difference was I was stuck inside and couldn't get the fuck out of there until someone came in.

However, I really do believe that she might deserve a 2nd chance? Especially for the benefit of the 4-handed if you take that option. It's worth it! But, up to you buddy.
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby Bushbuck » Thu May 30, 2019 1:41 pm

No Wolf. I'm one of those guys....give me crap service or a shitty product and I NEVER go back. To top it all she messages me afterwards to say that it wasn't her fault. So who's was it? Mine? The punting queen of New Orleans??
I'll use my cash another time, another place......
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby WolfBoy55 » Fri May 31, 2019 11:08 am

Bushbuck wrote:No Wolf. I'm one of those guys....give me crap service or a shitty product and I NEVER go back. To top it all she messages me afterwards to say that it wasn't her fault. So who's was it? Mine? The punting queen of New Orleans??
I'll use my cash another time, another place......


Absolutely! Make sure you drop a review lol. I'm tired of being the only one taking bullets for the team lately. ;)
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby WolfBoy55 » Fri Jun 07, 2019 10:26 am

YES, Bushbuck! That's what I'm talking about... and I agree, Pauline has wonderful blow job skills... I seriously need to try the CIM thing... it sounds amazing. So I guess I'll be headed back that way soon...

Great review, bud.
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby WolfBoy55 » Mon Jun 10, 2019 2:38 pm

So I am definitely making a turn at Lala's this week... there is nothing quite like that 4-handed sensation... ! I will post another review afterwards. ;)
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby Bushbuck » Tue Jun 18, 2019 9:24 am

Geez this Lala woman has developed an attitude since she became the "madam" of her own "massage parlour" a few weeks ago. Messaged her this morning to make a booking with Pauline but she took forever to respond. Eventually asked if she had Pauline's number for me. She then immediately responded "What time?" and a minute later, before I could even read her response, another "what time?" with a angry red face imogi......and then a long rant about how Pauline works for her, blah, blah...and I shouldn't be asking for her number blah, blah....
And after all that she sends me another message asking "What time?"
The 12th of Never, that's when.
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby WolfBoy55 » Tue Jun 18, 2019 1:02 pm

You know, I had a similar problem last week! Also texted her to make a booking. Asked if Pauline was available and if I could have her number to communicate directly, and got the same angry faces lol! After a lot of back and forth (which I probably should just have avoided) it eventually came to light that Pauline's bookings go through Lala only, as she works for her. She did not want to give out Pauline's number because then she 'bypasses' the business. I told her she needed to make that clear to her clients, because the question was innocent, but the backlash was fierce... not really conducive to a good client/service provider relationship.

Anyway... long story short, I ended up booking Lala for an early morning session, and she met me straight from bed, still warm in her PJ's with no underwear on. It was a 'heated' session, and definitely worth the drama from the day before. As for booking Pauline... definitely on my to do list... but now that I have to go via Lala, I'm hoping there are no more angry faces when the request is made... sigh.

If the actual deed wasn't so great, I would probably not bother either... but wow. Worth the money and the frustration. My view, at least.
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby Bushbuck » Tue Jun 18, 2019 1:19 pm

Ironically when Lala was working at the Chinese Massage Parlour (an employee there) she was more than happy to give me HER cell number. Go figure!!
Anyway, it wasn't my goal to get Pauline's number, but rather to just make a booking. If I wanted Pauline's number that desperately all I have to do is ask her for it - money talks.
Anyway, enough drama for one day.
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby Bushbuck » Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:21 am

Thanks Capeviking. I'm definitely going to park John Thomas in Pauline's shaven snatch soon.
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby WolfBoy55 » Fri Jul 05, 2019 11:45 am

Thanks BB. Nice review. And when you booked it was via Lala? She didn't give you a hard time for booking Pauline and not her? I need to see Pauline too... very soon.
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby Bushbuck » Sat Jul 06, 2019 10:59 am

Booked via Lala. I first Whatsapped and then messaged her but she didn't respond. Whatsapp never delivered fir some reason. I then called her about an hour later to book Pauline.
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby Bushbuck » Sat Jul 06, 2019 11:04 am

We need to start a new thread for Pauline....!!??

Great idea Bushbuck
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby WolfBoy55 » Fri Jul 26, 2019 11:17 am

So chaps... SOMEBODY viewing or participating on this site decided to copy and paste the messages and reviews on both Lala and Pauline and send it to them via Whatsapp. She freaked, and is now threatening to close down her massage services because of this. Really dude? WHY? Did you think you were going to score brownie points or a free session? WTF is wrong with you? It's camel-sweat ballbags like yourself that are ruining punting for the rest of us. Learn to STFU and keep this site private, dumbass.

Admin, apologies for language above, but this is just another reason why we should probably be paying for discreet access to this site, and there should be a security code that prevents copy/paste or screengrabs. It's pointless not allowing service providers to register if they can still see everything we say.
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby Greeklover » Fri Jul 26, 2019 6:27 pm

Can't belive someone can be that stupid.....
Maybe she registered on the site and saw the comments.
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby Addoranger » Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:39 pm

What a doos
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby Bushbuck » Sat Jul 27, 2019 5:52 pm

Seriously!!! WTF. Hope Lala doesn't put 2 and 2 together and identify me as one of the punters who posted detailed reviews on her and Pauline. I know we use fake user names but she could figure it out.
Hope the dumbass who copied and pasted this is happy that I for one will have to give Lala and Pauline a wide berth for a while.
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby Bones » Sun Jul 28, 2019 9:12 pm

What a bloody arsehole! After all the good reviews I was seriously thinking of visiting, but now is not a good time. Will have to wait and see what happens.
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby WolfBoy55 » Mon Jul 29, 2019 11:47 am

Yeah, quite a twat-waddle. And no, she definitely hasn't registered on the site to see the comments. She forwarded me the message from this dork on whatsapp and has no idea what site it is from. (And hopefully never will). She has said she will keep the business going, because obviously that's her income, but she will focus on 'regular' clients who she already knows appreciate her. However, Pauline is still open for business via Lala's number, so you can visit with pleasure, Bones. :)
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby WolfBoy55 » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:01 am

I believe Lala has a 'new' girl now. Anybody been down that Road yet? It's awfully quiet in here... (echo echo).
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby Bushbuck » Wed Sep 11, 2019 11:05 am

Anyone sampled the new coloured girl at Lala's??
This site is apparently closing down soon so let's get as much info out there as we can before that happens.
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby WolfBoy55 » Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:03 pm

I visited Lala's last week to sample the new coloured girl, Kayla. I haven't had much time this week, hence the late 'review'.

I think I was her first client ever, as she was very very nervous. She is young, mid-20's I reckon. Darker skinned than you would expect, but overall a very nice body. Medium to small perkish tits, cute nipples and a shaven pussy that was just crying out to be eaten well.

Seeing as I was her first, I suggested she massage me and sort of guided her along the way. More pressure here, less cream here etc. I decided after 15 minutes to show her how, and suggested she undress and lay on the bed. I then proceeded to give HER a massage, rubbing lotion into her smooth skin. She has an amazing ass, and the view was incredible as she lay on her tummy. After a while I asked her to turn over and immediately paid attention to her tits and her belly. She was sensitive, squirming under my touch, and I must admit this turned me on quite a bit. I kissed her as I played with her nipples and eventually had my hand between her legs, gently teasing her clit. She was getting wet fast, and pretty soon I had her off the table and standing between my legs as I sat down, my hand on her pussy as she ground away to orgasm more than once.

She couldn't find any condoms in the room (bummer) and did not want to break the momentum we had going, so instead she gave me a hand job as I sucked her nipples and came all over her belly.

Will I return? Absolutely. We have unfinished business...
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby WolfBoy55 » Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:26 pm

Bushbuck wrote:Anyone sampled the new coloured girl at Lala's??
This site is apparently closing down soon so let's get as much info out there as we can before that happens.


AND YES, IT APPEARS BB IS RIGHT... THE SITE CLOSES DOWN AT THE END OF THE MONTH. What a pity for ladies and punters alike. :(
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby Bushbuck » Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:47 am

Wolfboy thanks for the review on Kayla. I will definitely pay her a visit soon. When I do I'll post a review on a new thread for her....that's if this site is still operational by then.
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby WolfBoy55 » Fri Sep 13, 2019 11:22 am

What the heck are us East London boys going to do when the site closes, BB? Pickings are already scarce and this is the only way we can make informed decisions most of the time...

Perhaps we need to have our own little forum set up elsewhere? Anyone have an idea how to do this?
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby Bushbuck » Fri Sep 13, 2019 1:29 pm

Sounds like a good idea. Unfortunately I'm a bit behind times when it comes to computer technology....always had an IT department to sort out my issues.
I see that someone has already opened a Facebook page for punters.....not sure that I like the FB thing. If anyone every found out about my years of punting I'd be in the proverbial shit.
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Re: Lala - Massage - East London

Postby Bones » Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:10 pm

Agree BB, don't like the Facebook idea. I'm also not an IT expert but just hoping someone out there comes up with an idea as this site is very helpful
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