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HOW TO EXIT WHEN YOU GET COLD FEET

Postby mchammer » Wed Jul 10, 2019 9:55 am

Have you ever left a venue after making an appointment (i.e for a massage) because the ladies appearance doesn't live up to what you were expecting?

How did you do it? (more interested in polite people's responses - because it's obvious that one could just simply walk out). But I find myself needing to preserve the persons dignity.
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Re: HOW TO EXIT WHEN YOU GET COLD FEET

Postby randysavage » Wed Jul 10, 2019 10:06 am

Fuck that - if I go to test drive a bmw and they say sorry all we have on the floor is an uno then I am leaving
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Re: HOW TO EXIT WHEN YOU GET COLD FEET

Postby Griff » Wed Jul 10, 2019 10:56 am

That awkward moment when she doesn't match your expectations.

Lots of options here , some more useful than others.

1 - I didn't bring cash - do you accept card or bitcoin ?

2 - get freaky! Ask for the wildest extras. The type of things that will turn you into a pervert that they don't want to engage with you.

3 - pornstar moment - tell them you want to record a video of the session for a porn site and then open up a live cam site. Go into full vlog mode and say "hi guys, we back with ball busting bitches! Your favourite vlog with punishment and rough kink. We are live in the room with..... (insert girls name)"


4 - be honest and just say that they were not whom you were expecting and turn around.
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Re: HOW TO EXIT WHEN YOU GET COLD FEET

Postby Niterider » Wed Jul 10, 2019 2:25 pm

Number 3 is a winner
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Re: HOW TO EXIT WHEN YOU GET COLD FEET

Postby slick70 » Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:51 am

Years ago,saw an advert for teazers girls. With no internet adverts for Durban,I decided to pop by. She looked nothing like a dancer. I just could not get hard. After after 20 min trying to wank me, she decided to give my money back.
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Re: HOW TO EXIT WHEN YOU GET COLD FEET

Postby aerobix » Thu Jul 11, 2019 12:52 pm

Never book a working girl without seeing a pic...

If the girl who opens the door is not the girl in the pic, or if the pics are way out of date and bear little resemblance to the truth, you have every right to walk away... No need for politeness...

Be aware and do not go to a booking in a dodgy set-up - always leave yourself an escape route.

If all else fails, and you do get jammed up (into a situation where you cannot escape without serious likelihood of violence/ugly scene), pay your school fees, learn your lesson, and post your experience here so others can benefit, as you maybe should heve done...
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Re: HOW TO EXIT WHEN YOU GET COLD FEET

Postby KaiserJaqs » Thu Jul 11, 2019 7:19 pm

Few years ago myself and 4 friends Booked a MILF in Durban by the name Marilyn to come over to our hotel and give us a strip show and lap dances followed by extras. When she pitched she didn't want to do a lap dance and show. I Took her to the bathroom for a quickie and came over her busty tits. She gave us back some money and left. Took the boys to teasers after that.
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Re: HOW TO EXIT WHEN YOU GET COLD FEET

Postby Valintino500 » Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:30 pm

Got very horny after seeing an ad with a hot Pic. So I get to the house and I knock on the door. The door opens but the person refuses to reveal their face and stays hidden behind the door. That was really weird. So I called out a few more times and asked them to show their face, but the person refused.

There was no ways I was going into that house with the door closing behind me.

So I got gatvol. Took a few step back, reached into my pocket and drew a fire cracker. Lit it and tossed it into the passage of the house. I ran straight for my car which was a few meters away. Heard a loud bang. I drove off with a big laugh.

I also carry a very powerful pepper spray with me. I've used it twice already on two vampires. One in Koeberg Road and another in plumstead. I never go punting without being armed.
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Re: HOW TO EXIT WHEN YOU GET COLD FEET

Postby pussy-lover » Sat Jul 13, 2019 4:21 pm

Vampires, lmimp...
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